April 19, 2008

Mr. Hand "Land Bigot" Martin
2116 Polo Grounds Road
Charlottesville, Va. 22911

Dear Land Bigot

You, and all of the people you represent are a pathetic nuisance to our society. I have heard you before on the various local radio programs, and read with amusement, the recent article about you and your group in the C-Ville Weekly. All of you are so fond of espousing the supposed sentiments of a bunch of dead, hypocrites, who are responsible for the selfish and outdated ideas that are so bally hooed as American. I see in the background of your photo in the C-ville Weekly, more land than any one person could possibly justify as having in their possession. This is why this America is hated amongst any of its own citizens, as well as the world. It is irresponsible selfishness on your part, to be standing in the way of modernity and progress. Your ideas and concepts are out dated and no longer have a place, certainly in this community and in this country in general. No doubt, you would have people of color as slaves, and women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. You and everyone who claims to be in support of you need to sit down and shut up.

Have there not been enough wars fought, blood lost son’s brothers and husbands sacrificed for your silly ideas? The rich have more than enough, in fact they have too much. If a relative few did not take up so much space, there would be cheaper houses for the rest of us, who slave away in order for you lazy fat cats to play golf, sip your whiskey, and relax away the day. No one needs more than an acre of land and a home to put on it. Clara Belle Wheeler does not need nor deserve 78 acres to be called “her land”. Wendall Wood, Charles Hurt, Rick Carter and the Worrells do not need nor deserve the land they so arrogantly call “theirs.” I don’t care how long land has been in someones family, it is the 21st century, and it is high time that people be dragged into it, kicking and screaming if they have to, until they have their minds reconditioned to the needs of America and the world in this century.

Your efforts are in vain. We who know and understand how to be proper citizens of earth in the 21st century will crush the out dated ideologies you and yours still so stubbornly and in futility cling to. One day, people like you will be eliminated. You will be out smarted, out lived and cast out. Then our society will be one of harmony, peace and equality. Until then, please SHUT THE HELL UP!

A Concerned Citizen